Love? SERIOUSLY? Narcissus part1

2007-09-17T16:05:00.001-07:00

Okay...how the hell do you know if your ready to marry someone in under a year? My friend..we'll call him Narcissus because he really doesn't have anything else going for him besides his looks, possibly a slight personality...but sometimes i think a stack of bricks is smarter then he is. Anyways. He's been dating some girl for three months and claims love...whereas i think he's still in the uncontrollable lust and infatuation stage. makes sense? I believe it does. Just because he says they've never had a fight and he doesn't like spending time without her he thinks its love. Doesn't anyone else think that's a little...oh i don't know PRETENTIOUS? SERIOUSLY! CONGRATULATIONS you have a university degree...and that makes you know everything? NO! some of us non-university educated folks know a hell of a lot more then you do. Countless hours of study, separating fact from fiction, lust from love, the two are practically the same. AND THEN you go and call me naive, thinking that I wouldn't get the underlying message in out little conversation and expect me not to take offence? Narcissus Narcissus Narcissus! I hope you drown trying to rescue your reflection. History has been known to repeat itself, and if you don't by chance drown I hope you realise what you've said and learn to think. You didn't get that degree just by being pretty. Fuckwit.

Now that's I've cooled down...I must return to the real world, but i'll be back to The Land Of Fake Belive

PANDORA V.S. EPIMETHEUS PART 1

2007-09-14T11:20:00.000-07:00

So, this last week has been hell in a handbasket. or a bassinet..maybe. My friend...lets call her Pandora...because its a dangerous subject to go near..anyway, Pandora recently got dumped by Epimetheus and has been falling to pieces ever since. Well a couple of days after the "tragic event" She realised that she night be with child. OH JOY! oh no. Pandora with a child it like a very strong kindergarden kid with a stuffed animal...it could go either way. We've Skipped Over alot so I'll fill you in from the beginning because(lucky me) I was there.

So they started seeing eachother while Pandora was seeing another man....we'll call him hermes because he's not really that important. So Hermes had no idea that this little affair was going on with Pandora and Epimetheus...shows you how fast it took him to clue into things because in the beginning god made man...I mean they would go away together on little vacations...without him or anyone else. So eventually Pandora broke up with Hermes...and to this day he still doesn't know about the little affair....FLOOZY! Moving on... eventually Pandora and Epimetheus made it offcial an it was all butterflies and kitty cats until last weekend. Epimetheus was going away for the weekend to reinact the battles from when the titans tried to take over mount olympus, which made Pandora go into uberclingy mode. NEWSFLASH! No guy likes a uberclingy girl...its common sense...would you like to be smothered by a pillow? Didn't think so. To them it's pretty much the same thing...without the dying part. Back to the story. So Pandora gets and clingy and attemtps to make him feel guilty (female defence mechanism) AND THEN she tells him...TELLS HIM she doesn't want him drinking...she didnt even give him a choice...so that pissed Epimetheus off. Never try to change a guy. You'll only fail horribly. So Epimetheus comes back on sunday and tears Pandora's heart out of her chest, steps on it a few times, runs over it with his car, backs up over it, chews it up, spits it out, hands it back to her, and leaves. So Pandora's a wreck...a wreck with morning sickness! KARMA IS A BITCH....so we're still waiting to see if there is a lttle person on the way.

As for me? I'm off to my place of employment. I'll update you on the Pandora-Epimetheus thing when I know more!

I'll be back to The Land Of Fake Belive.